Tits, balloons, bosoms, mangos, bazongas, fun bags, gazingas, jugs, boobs, boobies, tig ol bitties, sweater puppies, tatas, hooters... the list could go on and on. But I would just like to set the record straight. When referring to my sexy mammary glands, please address them by their God given name... BREAST! Any of the aforementioned adjectives do NOT give myBREAST justice. For example: the word boobie (pronounced boo-by) is defined as n. pl. 1. a person regarded as stupid AND/OR 2. any of several tropical birds. Last I checked myBREAST didn't have feathers and they are DEFINITELY smarter than ANYONE who underestimates their knowledge and power. blogQUOTE: "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough" - annymous SENATOR.
Here's to going from DOUBLE J to D; physically & psychologically - till the next post!
I like the booby's blue feet. Should I be concerned that my breasts have feathers?
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