Ladies, all the ladies if you have any insecurities about yourBREAST - myBREAST will pick up on it. HOW? Do you ask... well simply because YOU bring them up. Much like gay men -- women fall into two categories. CAT 1: the "your breast are so huge they must cause a lot of pain and over all suck for you" category. aka the jealous and slightly insecure catergory. Some women will mention myBREAST by acknowledging they are large followed-up with a back-handed compliment. They themselves don't even realize their GREEN side is showing. then we have CAT 2: the "OMG! your breast are HUGE I wish my were that big, girl you better flaunt it since you got it" category. aka women secure in their own bodies but acknowledge there is something great about having large breast. This category is obviously my favorite. It's almost as if they take PRIDE in myBREAST in a way that I never could or have. They don't feel threatened by them and only remind me of the bootyliciousness of them rather than the back-handed compliments. Example: once in Vegas - I had a friend from CAT 2 tell the entire table that myBREAST were good luck charms AND then shouted out "SHAKE THOSE BOOBIES!!!" of course they were lucky and we won pretty big. another Example: We were at LIPS ( a restaurant that has performing drag queens sing and dance while you eat dinner). I left our table to use the restroom and to do so I had to walk by the stage. myBREAST got the attention of the MC and he/she called me up on stage. They played some Uncle Luke and I shook myBREAST to the beat and had a grand old time. NOW - I have achieved some pretty great things in my life which I am sure my family is proud of ... BUT it wasn't until I was on that stage shaking myBREAST that my cousin aka Numero Uno belted out at the TOP of her lungs -- "GET'EM THAT'S MY COUSIN!" -- she had never been prouder. She is, I would have to say, myBREAST's number two fan. (number one is my boo -- we'll just leave it at that).
myBREAST are also a source of comfort - which only makes sense to you if you've ever had one of my world famous boobie hugs. "Come give momma a hug sugga" - you'll be surprised at how comforting it is to rest your head on a pair of double J's blogQUOTE: "Cover that bosom. I must not see it. Souls are wounded by such things, and they arouse wicked thoughts" - Moliere
Here's to going from DOUBLE J to D; physically & psychologically - till the next post!
What do your breasts say about mine? I'll bet mine say, "Whatever."
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