Okay so I have been very open with my breast reduction (and not just on this blog) I have been buzzing all around my office for the last week w/ EXCITEMENT and offering up MY Thanksgiving plans to anyone w/in ear shot. Today, however was particularly interesting. A co-worker of mine asked me "exactly how do they do a breast reduction" - now I have done enough research on this procedure and I felt qualified to illustrate and give a small presentation to "Chris". 
<-------- My illustration
My presentation ------> (a) The before picture: the "x's are where they make the cuts. It's called the "anchor method". (b) below - This is what my breast will look like when they are "open" and the areola is removed and the tweezers used to pull out the glandular tissue (c) The "jar" where they will place the fat & glandular tissue. (d) The areola before it's resized & then after it's resized. (e) the "after" picture w/ the scars. AND below is my "Dear John" letter to myBREAST!
We have been together for 15 years or so... and we've been happy for most of that time. But I'm sure you have noticed the distance between us lately. We are growing further and further apart; our relationship is becoming a burden. It's not you... it's me. I'm not happy anymore. I wan to run, be free...and I can't give you the support you need. When we're together I feel like all eyes are on you and I'm just living in your shadow. We've had some great times; skanky halloween costumes, our trips to bathing suit clad islands, hands free driving, body rolls, shimmy shakes, the memories are endless. Which is why it hurts me to leave you like this - sudden and without an explanation. It's better this way. But you will ALWAYS be my secret hiding place where I stash my cash.
blogQUOTE: "My name is Raquel Welch. I am here for Visual Effects.... and I have two of them - rachel Welch
Here's to going from DOUBLE J to D; physically & psychologically - till the next
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